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Seven Pounds:   Mystery layered on top of mystery.  A writers challenge, but they pulled it off!.  It would be a disservice to say anything about the movie itself to avoid spoiling the surprise - as was done by the New York Times in awarding the movie a undeserved F grade. But the Times has been issuing false reports.  Let's just leave it that marine biology, rocket science, MIT, diet and romance all play a role.  It was the first time we every had three ushers corner us on the way out of the theater to discuss plotting.  They liked it and so will you.   
Valkyrie: Plays like a good spy flick with strong performances. An enjoyable, heavy but worth-seeing movie.  Tom Cruise's  American accent does seem odd against the British accents of the other actors, but having him do an English accent would not have worked.  Great sets, direction and acting all around.
Bedtime Stories with Adam Sandler was a surprise treat!  Part of the trend of family movies that have been coming on strong the past year or so.  The trailer did not do it justice, and, in a sea of competitive holiday dreck it was a delight. 
                                                                                                                                                                                            Pablo and Kat McGregor
 
"Soul Men"     We're Dying As Soon As We're Crying
   
"I hope he didn't die of anything serious" and "Niagra goes down; Viagra goes up" are two jokes you won't hear in this gem from M.G.M. (right) with Bernie Mac, Sam Jackson supported by Issac Hayes. 
      The critics from New York really liked and really hated this movie.  A.O. Scott of the New York Times called it a raucous comedy and he's right.  Lou Lumenick of the New York Post treats it as a morbid posthumous piece and he's wrong.
      The movie's premise is based on death,  which is ironic in view of the death of Mr. Mac and Mr. Hayes.  But both were working until shortly before their deaths, a good way to go.  Don't read the Post review, it gives too much away.  Just go see the flick.  It's the best movie released in Clearwater this week.  - Pablo

                                                 Clint's "Vision and style
...never wavers and only gets better."
      This excerpt from Yahoo's Jim Basil about Clint Eastwood's "Changeling" is right on the money.  Roger Ebert of the Chicago-Sun Times loved it for the feelings of emotion it created in him.  None of Yahoo's 12 major critics hated it, but a few were lukewarm, yet still moved.  The face of Angelina Jolee "Belongs on stained glass as much as it does on the movie screen" according to Wesley Morris of the Boston Globe.
     It's not a slasher movie.  But it does portray ax murders, death by hanging, psychiatric abuse and torture, non-consensual body cavity search, kidnapping by homicidal maniacs, kidnapping by L.A. policemen, retail theft, deportation, false impersonation, and a lack of due process of law.  
     The dialog was a bit expository, but is offset by superb direction, acting, set dressing, costumes, lighting, music and sets.  
                                                                                                                                        That's not my boy! 
     Don't make the mistake that this shows what life was like "Back then."
     It's the perfect movie for people to learn what life is like now.
     Psychiatric hospitals have been closed down for abuse in more recent years.  O.J. may have been acquitted because the police tried to frame a guilty man.   In fact, the courts have ruled against incarceration without due process in 2008.
         Pablo and Kat McGregor, Senior Reporters for Exemplary Arts 

      
“You disappoint me Junior.  Deeply disappoint me.”
     James Cromwell, in the part of George H.W. Bush, aptly sets the theme for this moving picture from Oliver Stone.  E'Review’s Chris Farnsworth hated it and called it a “Overlong SNL sketch.”  Roger Ebert of the Chicago Sun Times loved it as a “Tragedy of a victim of the Peter Principle.”  I think the truth lies somewhere in between.
After an arrest at Yale, George W. Bush, calls his father for a bailout, a recurring theme in the movie. 
 
     Jeffrey Wright portrays Colin Powell as the voice of reason in a sea of “f****** crazies” (General Powell’s actual words, not mine.)  The (anatomically explicit gerund deleted) crazies are the icing on the cake.  Richard Dreyfuss is Dick Cheney.  He has the voice, mannerism and the makeup nailed.  Thandie Newton looks exactly like Condoleezza Rice and portrays her subservience perfectly.  Toby Jones makes Karl Rove, called “Turd Blossom” by W., almost human. 
     Josh Brolin’s portrayal of President Bush completes the characterizations, giving the viewer an intimate look at how he ascended to the oval office and ran things when he was there.  Mr. Stone took much less artistic license here than he has in his past works.  It is not a fun West-Wingish look at the presidency, but it is fascinating; a good piece of work. 

     Mr. Stone makes it all happen with respect and without trashing the title character; a remarkable feat when you consider the efforts Mr. Bush made in that direction. 

     In a time when the country faces the very real possibility of being led into Armageddon in a flurry of religious fervor, this movie comes as a clarion call to voters who should use their minds, not their fears, when they slowly darken the large bubbles on Pinellas County ballots Tuesday.       

   Alan Rosen, Movie Editor
 
 
 

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